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Golf with a Nun

Thought you might all enjoy this …


A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said “F*!@, I missed.”

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again.
“F*!@, I missed.”

“Father, I’m not going to play with you if you keep swearing,” the nun said tartly.

The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, “Father George, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that.”

On the next tee, Father George swings and misses again. “F*!@, I missed.”

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice …

“F*!@, I missed.”

Bright Country Golf Club

I promised I’d write a review of my round at Bright. It’s been a while coming–I’ve been back from holidays for a couple of weeks now–but, without further ado here it is!

It was a crisp, autumn morning and after the heavy rains of the last two days, the morning sun offered a welcomed respite. I had to make the most of it whilst it lasted. “Donna, I’m off the play golf” I yelled as a I loaded my clubs into the back of the car and donned my golf cap.

The Bright Country Golf Club is actually located about halfway between Porapunkah and Bright, which are roughly 10km apart. It was only a short drive to the Club from the caravan park that we were staying at in the centre of Bright.

As I entered the course, I noticed that the ground was still showing signs of being wet from the previous days rain and was worried that it might play a little bit soft. The remnants of a morning dew also remained as I teed off on the front nine. The first hole is a longish Par 4, with a fairway that slopes off to the right, with the large, oval green perched up on a crest to the left.

As I teed of from the second hole, I caught up with a group of three guys playing in front of me. One of them was in the rough and they called me through. I thanked them and let them know that rather than play through I’d join up with them to make a group of four. So, from my second shot on the second hole, I had a couple of local guides–Peter & Mark–and their grandfather Colin showing me the ropes of the Bright course. Playing with someone who knew the course layout helps a lot, although it didn’t show in my final scores.

The first thing you notice about the Bright course is the breathtaking panorama of the Victorian Alps, with Mt Buffalo, Mt Beauty and Mt Hotham imposingly casting their shadow across the valley below. Despite being surrounded by mountainous landscape, the course is not hilly at all, and is in fact, quite flat. The most notable feature of the course–particularly after just playing at Growling Frog–is the absence of sand traps. Yes, you read that right–no bunkers! There are a couple of water hazards on the front nine. There is one on the 7th, which is well left of the tee and one on the 9th which is a ‘pond’ in the middle of the fairway on the approach to the green. You can see this one in my pics.

Both the fairways and greens on the course were in fantastic condition, particularly since summer has just finished. The fairways were dark green and like carpet in the very middles. The aprons were well mowed and the rough was, well rough. The greens were consistent and played true, so you could putt with confidence.

The old guy Colin that I played with was quite obviously suffering from the affects of a stroke or parkinson’s disease (OK, I’m no neurosurgeon) and he struggled to grasp the clubs without uncontrollable shaking. I really admired that old guy. He obviously enjoyed his golf and he was giving it a go despite his difficulties. And he taught me a valuable lesson. When it came to adding up the scores at the end of our nine holes, Peter finished well ahead of the rest of us, Colin and I shot a 57 and Mark finished with a 58 after a disastrous last hole. Yes, you got it. The guy with a ‘disability’ (apologies if this is not ‘P.C.’) shot the same score as me! Just goes to show that golf is not all about how hard or far you hit it, or how you do it.

I only got to play the front 9 holes at Bright having only managed to get out on the course once during our stay in Bright. I would have loved to play the back nine, as I enjoyed the front nine a lot. I’m looking forward to going back some other time. I would also like to play at Mt. Beauty, so this is something to look forward to in the future. Perhaps this would make a good weekend trip for the Golf in Melbourne annual getaway?

The Growler. Are you coming?

Ok, I’ve made a booking to play out at Growling Frog for this coming Saturday–which is, perhaps appropriately–April Fool’s Day!  Tee off is 10:23am.  You have to pre-pay to get on here, so let us know before Wednesday lunchtime if you want to come along and we’ll sort out the details.  Should be a great round, so don’t delay.

Strathallan round-up

Cary, Neil and I went out for a quick nine holes the other evening after work at Strathallan. I haven’t played there for sometime–even though its literally only a couple of minutes from home–and boy has it changed! The course layout has been completely revised, with only the ninth hole in the same position as I remember it. It was a little bit confusing at times, but we worked it out in the end.

I got off to a flier with three pars in a row, despite not hitting the ball well off the tee all day. I made up for it though with an exceptional (modesty has no place here) short game and had one chip, one putt finish to all but three holes. I ended up with another two pars for a total of five for the round, and a final score of 43. Cary also shot a 43 with some uninspiring, yet consistent bogey golf, and Neil was a few shots behind (less than he thought). It’s funny though, I finished the round with 5 pars and felt that I did not play all that well. I guess at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter how you get the score.

I really enjoy playing at Strathallan, it’s got some great holes with challenging tree and bunker positionings and the shortish fairways suit my game. It’s always in pretty good nick too. The greens were spot on and the fairways pretty good considering the time of year.

The guys will be back out again next weekend (at Ringwood), so if you’re interested in tagging along for the action, leave a note here or contact us.

Blue Room Golf Club

My good friend Marty has joined the party and put out a blog for his local golf club based here in Melbourne. They are also extending an open invitation to Golf in Melbourne members to join up with them on their annual golf trip — to Tocumwal in 2006. Details are on their site. Deposits are required by 1st March so if you’re interested, better get in quick.

I’ve also added a link in the Blogroll!

Review – Werribee Park Golf Course

Address: 350 K Road , Werribee, Victoria, 3030
http://www.werribeeparkgolf.com.au/
Number of holes: 18
19th Hole: Yes (from the clubhouse)
Motorised Carts: Limited availability
Cost:
9 — $16 / 18 — $24 (weekday)
9 — $16 / 18 — $28 (weekend)

Werribee

On Sunday, Cary, Michael and I ventured down to Werribee Park to play 18 holes. Whilst the course was in fantastic condition for this time of year with lush fairways and perfect greens, conditions were very tough. Once again, Melbourne’s weather had a big influence on our round, with tropical and humid conditions. By the 8th hole, we were all struggling to keep going. Thankfully, the small kiosk on the 10th tee was open and we were able to get some respite from the heat and put some much needed fluids back into the body. It also saved us from walking back to the clubhouse, which is a decent walk up a steep track from the 9th green.

I haven’t got any notes from the round, and Cary still has the score card, so my memory of the course layout and some of the better holes is a little sketchy. We’ll probably need to play here again to do a more comprehensive review. Overall, I liked the course. It’s quite a long course and is situated on a bluff down by the river bed, and as a result the there is some interesting landscape — mostly a mixture of river flats, steep rises and undulating fairways. The course is located not too far from the Pt Cook RAAF base and we witnessed a couple of fly-buys from a squadron of jets, and a couple of bi-planes. A bit distracting, but nevertheless, a pretty awesome sight. Despite being alongside the river, there is no real danger of going into the water unless you go really wayward. There is however, plenty of sand traps, some of them as sheer as the surrounding cliffs.

One particular hole that sticks in my mind is the Par 5 16th. Coming off the back of a short Par 3 at the 15th, the 16th is a lonnnnnnng hole, and for someone who does not hit the ball all that far (like me), this type of hole are always a bit of a struggle. In the middle of a really wide fairway is the hollow trunk of an old gum tree. What are the odds of hitting it? Fairly low one would think, but — you guessed it — I managed to smack my second shot straight into it, sending my ball not that far from where it started! I jagged a 10ft putt, which fortunately made my score for the hole respectable.

At the end of the day, none of us really set the world on fire with our scores, but it was neck and neck for most of the day, with Cary ending up a couple of shots clear in the end on 99. Michael and I both finished with a 102 — a couple of shots shy of where I really wanted to be, but I’ve been pretty consistent around the 100-105 mark for the last couple of rounds, which I’m really pleased with. Now to get them sub 100!

[Note to self]: Need to figure out a better method for capturing course information/notes. Perhaps a phone with camera/voice recorder capability? Could perhaps use the voice recording to create podcasts?

[Update]: Cary has just posted our photos from the round.

One can only dream!

The news is reporting that Time Inc., which already publishes Golf Magazine, Golfonline, Sports Illustrated, SI Golf Plus and SI.com’s Golf Plus has bought Golf.com for an undisclosed sum. Golf.com pulls an average of 1.3 million unique visitors monthly.

We’d be happy with 1/4 of this traffic!

Golf in Denilliquin

I’m planning a camping trip to Denilliquin over the Australia Day long-weekend (Thur 26 — Sun 29). Anyone else in the vacinity want to join me for a round of golf? Add a comment on this post if you’re interested and we’ll hook up.

[UPDATE:  I’ve had a change of plans, and it looks like I won’t be heading to Dennie this weekend.  Anyone want to play a round closer to home on Sunday?]

Review – Whitfield & District Golf Course

Address: Whitfield Rd, Whitfield 3733
Number of holes: 9 (different tees for 18)
19th Holes: No, but it is right next to the Pub!
Motorised Carts: No
Cost: 9/18 — $5 (honour system)

Whitfield

Whitfield is a very pretty small town located 245 km north-east of Melbourne, 60 km north-east of Mansfield and 50 km south of Wangaratta. It is situated in a dairy and tobacco growing and wine producing district in the scenic King River Valley where lush river flats are surrounded by some magnificent high country.

On our recent camping holiday, my brother-in-law Michael and I played a couple of rounds at the local course.

The course is probably a little better than what you’d expect a course to play this far out from a major town, despite the gravel ‘greens’ and the fact that the course is short and only has nine holes. After being a little frustrated during our first round and trying to decypher the course layout the second round was a little more enjoyable.

There are a couple of really nice holes on the course, and the absence of any real hazzards (no bunkers — although the greens are sand!) and no long Par 5’s makes life on the course a little more comfortable for the hobby golfer.

The 1st — a Par 4 (284m) — starts off at the tin shed club house, with a short tee shot required to navigate the 90 degree dog-leg over a crest. You cannot see the green from the bottom of the crest, which makes the approach shot a little tricky. Quite a difficult little hole. Neither of us managed better than a boggie on either round.

The 6th — another Par 4 (256m) — was my favorite hole. You tee off from the top of a picturesque ravine through a couple of trees forming a gateway to the promised land that is the fairway. Once through the trees there is a gentle approach to a smallish ‘green’.

The 8th — a short Par 4 (190m) — is a really nice hole with a narrow fairway and a sharp dog-leg to the right around the 160m mark. You need to get your drive spot on here to give you a good approach to the green because the air-space through the corner of the dog-leg is OOB (over a house). If you get the drive right, it’s just a short chip onto the green.

The 9th — a short little Par 3 at 104m is a nice little hole back to the club house is a good one to finish off with. No hazards to speak of and you have a direct shot at the green.

I really enjoyed my couple of rounds at Whitfield and my scores were OK. I even managed a couple of birdies and a couple of Pars, which is pleasing. If your heading to the high country, I recommend you check the course out for yourself.